The Hypocritical Boycotter

I realized I am the world’s most hypocritical boycotter.

I boycott Starbuck’s.  I didn’t like their political “we’ll hire 20,000 refugee” statement.  They angered a lot of people and then when their sales dropped, they made sure to make a big deal of their “veteran and spouse” hiring program.  You know, kind of a mea culpa, pandering to the people who really buy their products.  And…..their stance on the second amendment is ridiculous.  One day they may be glad to have a legally carried weapon in their establishment to protect the hipsters.

So, how am I a hypocrite? I don’t buy coffee at Starbuck’s any longer, but if I’m thirsty I’ll buy one of those overpriced Refreshers.  And….Keurig cups.

I boycott the NFL.  The whole kneeling during the National Anthem issue.  I’m a hypocrite here as well.  I never watch football.  Can’t be bothered.

I’m supposed to boycott Target.  Because of bathroom policies or something.  Sorry, can’t do it….can’t live without the dollar section.

I was supposed to smash my Keurig because they pulled their advertising from Sean Hannity’s show because the liars at Media Matters told them to.  Not doing it.  We spent a lot of money on that thing.

How else would I make my Starbuck’s Holiday Blend?